Who’s talking rubbish? 谁在那讲垃圾？

Honestly, sometimes I feel I am talking rubbish especially after teaching for 10 hours.

讲真，有的时候一天上了十个小时课以后，真的觉得自己在胡说八道，不知道我的同行们有没有同感?

比如，今天，是上海正式开始实施垃圾分类的第二天，想到垃圾这个词我就头大，不是因为我生活在上海，而是因为英语中表示“垃圾”的词实在是太多了，常见的就有这么几个：Litter trash rubbish garbage waste…

啥区别?别问我，这比上海居民听到小区保洁问“你是什么垃圾?”更闹心。你只要记住一句话，就是本文标题的那句就行了。Who‘s talking rubbish? 谁在胡说八道?目前来看，非我不可了。

不跟雅思扯上关系，我算是白当了这么久的口语老师。要扯咱也扯点儿靠谱的。这不明摆着的一道part1话题么，不用我说，你们肯定也猜到了。可是，曾经那么简单的几道题，如今看来，要想答得完美真的有点儿难哪，上海的兄弟们!北京、天津、重庆、哈尔滨等46座城市的兄弟们，垃圾分类离你们也不远了，都长点儿心吧!

接下来，看会儿题，放松一下。

给大家一个不走心的鲜菇版答案，就当看个乐呵吧~

1.How would you feel when you see people throwing garbage on the street?

Honestly? I feel disgusted. I feel like walking to them and spitting on them which might be rude, but that’s exactly how I feel.

2.Why do some people like to litter around?

How do I know? I am not “some people”. It’s their choices, their habits. It has nothing much to do with me.

3.What would you do when you see people litter around?

Well, if I was in a really bad mood, I might go to pick up the rubbish and throw it on the person who littered it first. If I was in a good mood,… I don’t know. I am always in a bad mood.

4.What would you do to make the city cleaner?

I guess I will try to eat less and make less rubbish.

5.Would you recycle things?

Never!

6.What kind of garbage can be recycled?

Good question. I am also asking myself the same question. Who the hell knows?

考试这么答，你试试看考官会不会站起来打你!到这儿吧，安啦!