【吃瓜学英语】——秋天到了，想好换什么发型了吗

　　接连两天的雨，终于让老阿姨相信——

　　秋天它来了！它来了！

　　它带着些许的凉意走来了！

　　于是，又多了一些剁手的借口（口语的新题），

　　空气开始干燥起来，该考虑换保湿的makeup 了；

　　早晚凉了，各种款式的jeans才是老寒腿的福音；

　　对了，最近又头秃不少，要不要换个发型haircut，看起来duang duang的那种？

　　然而，一想到要再次见到理发店的Tony老师，那种被“专业的自信”支配的恐惧感又再次袭来。

　　Round 1

　　——Tony老师，我想烫个卷发，能让头发看起来很多那种？

　　——明白！

　　Round 2

　　——Tony老师，我想让头发显得更有层次一点。

　　——明白！

　　Round 3

　　——Tony老师，刘海有点长了，稍微剪短一点就行。

　　——明白！

　　难怪有人发出感叹，“感觉每次理发都是一场豪赌，而我从来没有赢过”。

　　当然了，没赢也许不只是因为Tony老师，可能也怪自己脸太大（扎心了~）。

　　不像有的人，长得帅就可以有颜任性！

　　比如，胡歌狂野的新发型，哪怕被戏称“远看像广场舞大妈“，也难掩自身的气质（粉丝滤镜加持，我不听我不听～）。

　　还有帅气又专情的“海王“Jason Momoa, 随手一个男士丸子头(man bun)，俏皮又可爱！

　　以及奥斯卡影帝小李子，简单梳个大背头slicked-back hair，就立马让你忘掉那张经典的沙滩水枪奔跑照！

　　所以，宝宝们，想好要换什么发型了吗？

　　是不是更纠结了？

　　如果你不纠结，

　　恭喜你，你的帅气/勇气拯救了你。

　　好了，接下来，

　　让我们一起来看看haircut这道新题吧。

　　Haircut

• How often do you have a haircut?

　　Honestly, I don’t get a haircut frequently, perhaps once or twice a year. If I remember correctly, the last time when I went to a barbershop was nearly half a year ago. I guess it’s mainly because I’ m quite bothered about the the communication between me and the barber. Obviously, we usually get very different standards of the hairstyle that I wanna have. So, it’s really time-wasting and troublesome for me to have a haircut.

• How long have you had your current haircut?

　　Like I said, I have been wearing this haircut for almost half a year. If possible, I would keep it for another few months until the day I really get bored with it. And I think the hairstyle I’m having now suits me very well. I mean, it makes my face look smaller than it actually is.

• Have you ever had an unhappy haircut experience?

　　Actually yes.

　　Last summer, I got a chance to date with the boy that I had a crush on. In order to leave him a good impression, I went to the barbershop in the vicinity of my university expecting to have a fabulous hairstyle. However, after spending several hours there, I couldn’t believe my eyes when I looked into the mirror, because I looked exactly like a middle-aged lady with ear-length curly hair. I was totally mad and depressed.

• Do you like to have your hair cut?

　　Absolutely no.

　　As I mentioned before, I just occasionally get a haircut.

　　For me, going to the barber’s is like taking a gamble. And in most cases, there’s no chance of winning. So, I only have my hair cut when I can’t stand it, like when it gets really long and messy. Then I’ll clearly tell the barber what exactly I want and just pray for the right hairstyle.  

　　好啦，这就是今天的吃瓜学英语。

　　喜欢的宝宝们，

　　点个“在看”，

　　会拥有更好看的发型哦～